everything now is blur. :/
My wallet is like an onion, when I open it, it makes me cry… :/ Oh Money!
My mom thinks LOL stands for “lots of love” once she texted me “Your grandfather just died. LOL.”
It doesn’t matter how old I am. If a balloon is about to hit the floor I dive for that shit!
Everything now is bullsh*t!!!
If you tickle me, I’m not responsible for your injuries. ;)